im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th
(via canamarquez)
- me: why does no one like me
- person: i like you
- me: thanks
- me: why does no one like me
"Some people underestimate how erotic it is to be understood."
— Mary Rakow (via perpetuallypro-solitude)
(Source: kitty-en-classe, via hoodoothatvoodoo)
exit the womb they said
life will be great they said
(Source: isunova, via itsshayyforyou)
(Source: iwanna-fack, via itsshayyforyou)
- Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
- Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
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(Source: ccold, via itsshayyforyou)
(Source: maybe-just-different, via itsshayyforyou)
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
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(via itsshayyforyou)
- british: american people are so annoying
- chinese: american people are so annoying
- mexicans: american people are so annoying
- french: american people are so annoying
- americans: we are so annoying
- canadians: I fucking love maple syrup
- australians: we can do your accent but none of you assholes can do ours AHAHAHAHA
